Sl33zy right here, the defacto unofficial Burger King correspondent for the Fatguyfoodblog. I have been going again on forth on BK’s fare for a few 12 months now, and we have had a little bit of a curler coaster relationship recently- and never like a enjoyable curler coaster at Six Flags however extra like an previous, creaky picket one the place you are too afraid of it immediately collapsing to have any enjoyable. Final time I used to be there, I had mighty low expectations for the Whopperito, which truthfully ended up being the very best quick meals merchandise I’ve reviewed for this weblog. However do not you suppose for a sizzling second I am moving into there and anticipating a fluke like that to occur once more.
On the time I wrote that overview, I used to be nonetheless basking within the afterglow of the Whopperito’s deliciousness. Nonetheless, now I’ve to reread the overview simply to consider it really happened- it is like a dream I had whereas dozing off within the sizzling solar with a sombrero tipped over my eyes on the facet of a busy interstate. It seems I have been burned by BK so many instances, even after a ten/10 expertise, they nonetheless could not salvage their status with me. Actually, if it wasn’t for this weblog, I would most likely be okay with by no means setting foot in previous BK once more.
However they simply appear to maintain cranking out new shit, and I’ve bought a weblog to put in writing. So true to the previous FGFB motto, time to spend my hard-earned cashola on the newest and probably-not biggest so you do not have to!
Due to sharing this weblog on my Fb web page and the weblog itself being powered by Google, I am always barraged with aggressive quick meals advertising in my information feed- so I went in anticipating to strive the brand new Bacon King sandwich and the marginally much less new Jalapeno Rooster Fries. I did not know that the exact same day BK was rolling out a brand new Crispy Rooster Sandwich.
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| i made this in paint |
Was it fortune that had introduced me there on this big day… or hubris?
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| this was like $20… |
To be sincere, rooster sandwiches actually ain’t my recreation. As I’ve talked about not too long ago, the purpose is misplaced on me. If you are going to bread after which fry rooster why hassle placing it on extra bread? A dipping sauce would suffice simply fantastic right here. Meal full and assumably a job nicely executed. However for some cause, someone sooner or later stated, “Nah man, there’s merely not sufficient bread right here. The floor space of a rooster tender doesn’t precisely signify my ardour for bleached flour. When consuming rooster tenders I favor my bread to rooster ratio to be not less than 1 to 1. For each rooster morsel I eat, it have to be absolutely padded in wheat.” Nicely, whatever, I have been watching the Pengest Munch on YouTube not too long ago; that dude appears to have his shit collectively and he will get one each time… Possibly there’s just a few textural factor I am lacking right here.
However I am going to let you know precisely what textural factor I am not lacking: rubber! Which is precisely how I would describe this rooster sandwich- QUITE RUBBERY. The truth is, if I had dropped the factor as I rightly ought to have, little question it’d nonetheless be ricocheting across the restaurant. For actual, this rooster patty crunched in a disturbing means. My bites had been nearly type of snapping off, like consuming some type of microwaved rooster jerky. Though the feel was disagreeable, the style is about what I used to be anticipating: a routine conjuncture of rooster, bread and mayonnaise; the style that I think about one who enjoys quick meals rooster sandwiches seems to be for in a quick meals rooster sandwich. Most likely not that texture tho.
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| recent out the wrapper |
Holy shit- if that is the NEW rooster sandwich what the fuck was unsuitable with the previous one?!
The way forward for this meal appeared grim, however nonetheless I moved on to the Jalapeno Rooster Fries (aw, how courageous of me.)
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| yo this field can maintain not less than ten extra rooster fries |
These had been good- the straw-like form of them supplied an additional crunch and would’ve made them higher to dip, if I had been supplied any dipping sauces. They had been somewhat greasy and a few had been oddly formed, however they tasted so a lot better than the rooster sandwich I used to be grateful. Nonetheless, with “Jalapeno” within the identify, I used to be anticipating a little bit of a kick, however the spice recreation right here was weak. If it weren’t for the bits of inexperienced on the surface, I would assume there had been a mix-up.
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| yum |
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| did you hear rooster fries are authorized in MA now? |
After consuming these oddities, the BBQ Bacon King against this was a lot too acquainted. Firstly, the quantity of bacon included on this sandwich warrants a reputation extra like “Bacon Jester”. So with that being the case, I can not actually even determine why this sandwich exists- BK already had a bacon cheeseburger, and it was simply okay. Sadly, the identical could possibly be stated of this one- however with a boisterous sufficient identify to instantly sprint my hopes.
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| god I hope that was mayo |
And so, I used to be proper to maintain my expectations low. Although the “Jalapeno” Rooster Fries had been good, they did not even come near Whopperito stage, and even sufficient to make up for the terrible rooster sandwich or common BBQ Bacon King.
New Rooster Sandwich: D.
Jalapeno Rooster Fries: B-.
BBQ Bacon King: C+.
Evaluation by sl33zy
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